I spent too long trying to figure out if this was a photo of Pete Wentz about to get eaten by a shark.

blackmodel:

hcandersen:

hcandersen:

5th richest person on the entire fucking planet wants you to give him more money

he’s a little out of pocket right now after suing a bunch of people in Hawaii to force them to sell their land on the cheap so he can have his 700-acre $100,000,000 playground to himself

God, the fucking AUDACITY

It’s easy to forget how disgustingly, perversely rich this man is. He could live in the most absurd, decadent luxury, never lifting a finger, until he turned 1000 years old without spending even a tenth, a twentieth, of the money he has now. He could buy a Tesla and drive it into the ocean, every day, for the next 100 years, without spending even a twentieth of his money.

Even 1 billion dollars is so much money that the human brain has troubles fully comprehending it, so much more money than any one, ten, twenty human beings would ever need in the span of a lifetime, even assuming a lifestyle more comfortable than that enjoyed by basically any other human throughout all of history. He has over 63.

And he wants you to donate to him?? TO HIM??? He could improve the lives of untold hundreds of millions of people if he just decided to give away some of his absurd riches. He could give away 95% of his money without it impacting the quality of his life in any measurable way. And he wants people to just give him more of it?

bring back the fucking guillotine, eat the rich

Fuck him wtf

Can you guys ever check sources? He didn’t set this up. He hasn’t even announced he’s running.

laurakvstheworld:

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere

serious:

you occupy my mind

gameraboy:

1984 Apple IIe and Apple IIc ad

Now that’s advertising

oceansweather:

Of all the strange things to happen in 2017, Smash Mouth explicitly supporting trans people during pride month is by far the most pleasant. Hey now, you’re an all star.

yesterdaysprint:

The Jacksonian, Cimarron, Kansas, July 14, 1921

Bad bitch

tabularojo:

bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

hinekurapounamu-x:

unfollovving:

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL, MUM.

I’d be happy with a mom like that.

I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea. 

Fucking America. You drive six hours and you’re in the same God damn state.

Guys, the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France.

That’s too awesome.

While I have gotten on the wrong train in the U.K. The Eurostar out of London is pretty heavily marked and you have to go through security. Also you have to buy that ticket. Were they trying to go somewhere else? On a different Eurostar? Are there others?

nordic-at-heart:

Today on “rules of English language I didn’t realise were a thing until someone pointed it out”

Wow this is astounding.

kingcheddarxvii:

when you’re just tryin to have a good time but the specter of your own mortality looms like a shadow upon your soul

somedickheadinawindbreaker:

lesbianeroticthriller:

I’m the one that’s constantly changing it’s position

“Pap”

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

What I say: “I’m touch-starved.”

What you think I mean: “I need a hug.”

What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”

I’ve had to explain this to people who think it’s weird, but when I add, “You know… like cats…” they seem to understand.

Sometimes my boyfriend and I basically plank on top of each other because it feels really good. It’s not sexual at all.

ajohnnygoldmain:

TFW your wealthy gay neighbors one-up you by building TWO statues when you only have one.